Details of
Billy Bob (RADIO EDIT)
by Vi Wickam

Performers:

Joe O'Keefe Piano
Dave Beegle Organ, Bass

Lyrics Writer: Roy Williams
Music Writer: Vi Wickam and Joe O'Keefe

Publisher: Wickam Music
Licensing: Joe O'Keefe (BMI) and Vi Wickam (BMI)


Lyrics

Billy Bob by God was a son of a gun,
Never hurt nobody, never hurt no one.
But he was bound for trouble anyone could see,
He was looking for trouble, and he done found me.

Billy Bob by God was a son of a witch,
He was a human mosquito, he would make you itch.
He had a nose like a needle and he would always stick it... where it didn't belong,
Made you want to kick it.

Billy Bob by God was an action figure,
Thought posin' and flexin' made him look bigger.
But he was a fool anyone could see,
He was looking for trouble, and he done found me.

Well the plastic boy had himself a bad day,
He decided to send some of it my way.
But I didn't want it so I gave it back,
And Billy Bob by God decided to attack.
You kno what happened of course you do,
Billy Bob by God he knew it too.
And everyone was watching with surprise to see,
That Billy Bob by God, he was a she.

Billy Bob by God was a son of a gun,
Never hurt nobody never hurt no one.
She was bound for trouble anyone could see,
She was looking for trouble, and she done found me.

So we got to talking and we got to dancing,
And before you knew it we was romancing.
And then to my and her complete surprise we started having kids,
5 little guys.

Billy Bob by God is a hell of a mom,
And those 5 little boys they did nothing wrong.
But Billy Bob and me we love Johnny Cash, 
So we decided to do something rash.

We named them boys Sage, Star, and Sky,
And one of them is Jane.
And my oh my, 
We even named one of them Betty Lou.

But we knew better than to ever have a boy named Sue.
Billy Bob by God is the love of my life,
And Billy Bob by God is a hell of a wife.
And you gotta know that she's a hell of a mom,
Because them five boys they wrote this song.