Details of
The Legend of Dog Cat Elliot
by Rosedale Junction
Credits:
Writers
Lyrics Writer: Toby Soriero
Music Writer: Toby Soriero
Publishing
Publisher: Center Block Records
Licensing: BMI
Lyrics
Dog Cat Elliot was a dude I used to know
A drunken old man who liked his blow
Couldn’t read or write his name
Didn’t matter much to me, it was all the same
Dog Cat where are you son
Bet you be lookin’ down the barrel of a gun
Said he had a stroke from workin’ in the heat
Invited him in to take a seat
Claimed it was hot as hell outside
But I knew his story was a big fat lie
Dog Cat where are you son
Bet your wife said it was one and done
Ya see, that old fool kept a still in the woods
Possum jumped in and burned up real good
Didn’t stop him from drinking that mountain dew
What else for a broken down lush to do
Dog Cat where are you son
Lawman be comin’, you better run
Now one thing I learned a long time ago
Drinkin’ poisoned whisky is a big fat no
It’ll eat up your innards and go straight to your head
Next thing ya know you be sweatin’ in bed
Dog Cat where are you son
Preacher man said you ain’t no nun
And that’s where this miserable tale ends
Dog Cat Elliot lay cold and dead
Prostrated himself right there in the grass
Stiff as a board out flat on his ass
Dog Cat where are you son
I sure bet you be havin’ lots a fun